short story alert!

haaaaaey!

this is my pal JEREMY RELPH kicking a bit of word fiction into your minds. zelda the link and get hearted with some "chick-lit for dicks".
it's called

gettin wheezy

i've just arrived back from myspace - my abandoned summer home, in disrepair. Grey Gardens. we had some good times, good parties, good stories. old timey. that was 3 years ago -- are we in some kind of chip race of memory compression where small amounts of time yield so many files of fun. is this youth? no ... it's being alive.........(wait for it)
time to get really serious though, gays ... remember each other through our kind voices cause if we don't use em enough, we may find that they become obsolete zip disks: square and blue. and when you can't recall the amazing wonders of each day, then you are dead.

i have been dead for almost one full year now...i have a couple of weeks.

so unwilling to resurrect the grail, i ignored my holy triumphs, tender moments and fuck-ups all the while blaming mississauga, like it had the power to do anything but be awesome. i'm blaming the dog for being so cute and licky with her unconditional love, blaming the boyfriend for being not-so-cute with not being licky with his supposed unconditional love (which i imagined was just love with conditions). i'm incorrect. so i'll be blaming the naming cause that's what got us in trouble in the first place.

i will name me Cunt Crust: a mysterious depression so overgrown with layers of hardened neglect that i just end up picking and picking till it bleeds.

i'm sorry. i don't mean to hurt you so bad when i do.

hereos

Parallel Evolution within our Hollow Earth

ever wonder why we have 5 fingers and toes? or how sound moves things? or about Agartha? it's a doozy dude ... but will make us all better people: awake with an urgency to become closer to the cosmic powers within our inner selves.

Wounded ankles Healing

i busted myself up on 08/08/08 by falling off a stage that i thought would be there for me, forever. my wrists haven't been the same since. though, it would be kinda neat to have really cute cankles that just pudged over so. like an indulgent treat that you know will keep you up at night with spasms of grief... guys like these:

sooo cute!

Dakini principle

Changing patterns and living spontaneously - with awareness, are the core elements of the dakini principle. Dakini's are female aides for one's spiritual guidance. The male forms are called dakas, though symbolically, they are depicted as feminine aspects.

Like the the dakini baby from Willow! Don't remember? here's a refresher:

Here are more THOUGHTS on some very special dakinis

If you're into it, read Tsultrim Allione and some Nor Hall

Welcome to the mysterious stranger

oh! hello! i didn't see you there.

welcome.

i didn't think you'd come ... well, sit down


let's get started then